Saturday, October 8, 2022

New glitch-Escapee Spotted

 



   No list of newly released specimens of the escapee-subcategory of paranormal ex-cons on the loose include reports of this malefactor spotted amid the striated ruins of a hyper-portal said to grant access to nether-realms the likes we are quite ill-equipped to withstand more than a few minutes at a time in.  This criminal on the loose remains a particular danger since he's alleged to carry a Hyperstun Portal gun.  Approach with extreme caution and/or extra-thermal full radioactive body heat shielding armor.  These Hyperstun Portal guns aren't just to subdue human beings. They generate a portal through which the fisher may escape with his quarry.   

 


   
   Sub-orbital panopticon processors have unraveled extra digital footage of the location this escaped paranormal was last seen. Among the unnumbered swath of underground clubs across the foothills of the Switchback Mountains range, many such locales offer multi-dimensional virtual reality avatar swap outs, tetrahydronic system sweeps, and a full range of services only limited to their customer's imagination.



Hyperstunner Fisherman on the Loose

  Glitch-Escapee No. 776 aka 'the Fisherman' called so due to his reputation as a blink dog analog remote controlled virtual puppet ...