Saturday, October 8, 2022

New glitch-Escapee Spotted

 



   No list of newly released specimens of the escapee-subcategory of paranormal ex-cons on the loose include reports of this malefactor spotted amid the striated ruins of a hyper-portal said to grant access to nether-realms the likes we are quite ill-equipped to withstand more than a few minutes at a time in.  This criminal on the loose remains a particular danger since he's alleged to carry a Hyperstun Portal gun.  Approach with extreme caution and/or extra-thermal full radioactive body heat shielding armor.  These Hyperstun Portal guns aren't just to subdue human beings. They generate a portal through which the fisher may escape with his quarry.   

 


   
   Sub-orbital panopticon processors have unraveled extra digital footage of the location this escaped paranormal was last seen. Among the unnumbered swath of underground clubs across the foothills of the Switchback Mountains range, many such locales offer multi-dimensional virtual reality avatar swap outs, tetrahydronic system sweeps, and a full range of services only limited to their customer's imagination.



Saturday, September 24, 2022

SCP 21-77-13 Last Seen

 


SCP 21-77-13's last online coordinates indicate that it had checked into a remote motel in upstate NY at the foot of the Adirondacks, a mountain range known in the area as 'Eater of Trees'(allegedly for its harsh suppression of fruitful outcrops, resulting in nothing to eat on the menu except leaves and bark). Investigators are pinging these coordinates to double-check their veracity on the off chance they've been planted as a red herring. Next to nothing about this anomalous being is known with the exception of this photo, recently enlarged in a crime scene laboratory. 

 {From the 'Leftover Files' section compiled from various agency's remaining clutter after losing their business...these sorts of files are commonly ransacked by an odd assortment of individuals and competing agencies... they can turn up anywhere and more often than not lead to dead or spurious ends...yet all threads must be followed to be led to the few gold mines hidden around the bend}   

   

SCP 21-77-13 Intro

 



  In the subcategory of escaped paranormals, the 77-line seem to refer to subjects of a particular diminutive size, such as drone- or doll-sized, etc. 

  Again, popular conception within the limited circles that know of these anomalous creatures holds them to be remote-controlled modular units, with much investigation being launched into discovering the nature of their respective controller(s).  

   Another branch of thought considers the even more remote possibility that some of these 77-line subjects may in fact be autonomous entities in their own right, if not precisely alive, at least motivated by an operative means wholly unknown to us. (Tentative examples may include but are certainly not limited to: interdimensional puppets  or super sophisticated, advanced androids from another solar system or time-zone, etc.) 

   21-77-13  remains inert until moment of attack, which is sudden.   Capable of lethality due to delivery of precise incisions with potential for injecting deadly venom.

   If you've seen or heard anything about this extremely rarefied specimen, immediately report the info to your nearest SCP facility or online modality. There is a Level Ordinance 1.1 alert for this cryptic creature. Any snapshots or evidence whatsoever are highly sought after by the authorities. 

Sunday, September 18, 2022

SCP 21-77-12 Last Seen

  + The latest hi-def forensic macro photography available from the panopticon have helped investigators stitch together the scene of the crime where SCP 21-77-12 was last seen.  Believed to be a dada club [shielded from the digital scrutiny of the world wide web] somewhere in the underground of the Netherlands, for all we know the location could just as well be near central park in lower Manhattan or a dive bar in Des Moines, Iowa.  Any information pertaining to this locality that can be provided will be met with highly lucrative reward opportunities.

       This glimpse afforded into the heavily shielded club was generated and pieced together by the most sophisticated interpenetrative AI-assisted techniques involving macro-interstitial zoom tactics and correlative schematic augmentation software to bring into focus the likeliest backdrop. Our supercomputers have amassed enough peripheral evidence to conjure the correct setting within a 99.98% range of accurate prediction.   Investigators are now only one step removed from being led to the location of this puppet creature.  They lack the country of origin. 

 

SCP 21-77-12 Intro

  + Very little is known about SCP 21-77-12, aside from the fact that all entities catalogued in the 21-series are designated as having escaped containment.  This specimen is known to be lightning quick with a potential for being instantly lethal.  Approach with extreme caution or better yet avoid this creature at all cost.  If glimpsed, report to your nearest SCP facility immediately. There is a Level Ordinance 1.0 alert for this elusive being. Any photos or evidence of its presence are highly sought after by the authorities. 

    Some rogue SCP investigators believe this specimen to be a remote operated "doldroid" drone, a sort of assassin doll, rendering it essentially a highly sophisticated weapon and possibly spy camera and recording device.  In my limited experience with these phenomena, while I wouldn't end up surprised should this remote theory be true, I've noted enough peculiarities in the overall development of the ongoing technological singularity to be able to suspend my disbelief to just as easily allow for a daunting and more terrifying possibility:  that SCP 21-77-12 remains, if not alive exactly, at least an autonomous creation that may have broken free of its programming and thus liberated itself into the shadowy realm of the underworld and left to its own devices. Too little evidence yet exists for anyone to really know, as of yet.  

Hyperstunner Fisherman on the Loose

  Glitch-Escapee No. 776 aka 'the Fisherman' called so due to his reputation as a blink dog analog remote controlled virtual puppet ...